Haunted BMW

[john <j.s.smith@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

>>>Mark,
>
>>>Subject: Haunted BMW
>
>John,
>
>Thanks for your advice...comments below.
>
>
>
>Ignore all the other advice. You were right with your first guess - the
>car is haunted. To fix this it
>is necessary to excorise the vehicle. There are basically two ways:
>
>1) Contact your local religio group and ask to speak to the BMW
>specialist. Trouble is this COST $$$.
>
>>I did contact them...hard to find a "religio" group, but I managed.  Spoke
>>with the BMW specialist!  He was, by the way, on a cruise with the Mercedes
>>specialist and a plastic surgeon,

>>> typical!

>> but answered his cell phone promptly.  In
>>any event, he told me the fix was trivial and only $2,600 down, the balance
>>after the fix was in place.  Total cost is only 11,492.67 plus parts.


>>> A real bargin then. It makes one wonder how they get by.


>>  I'm
>>willing but the waiting list is now 4 weeks long.  I decided to try your
>>second method.


>>> Good man, good man. That's the spirit (groan).


>
>2) But why bother when you can do it yourself quite easily. Here's how.
>

[ceremony details deleted... check previous digest]

>
>
>>I did everything correctly...however it didn't work.

>>> damn.


>>  I consulted the
>>dealership and it seems you neglected to mention that the assistant must be
>>a virgin.

Oh of course, of course. It's always those little details that matter so
much isn't it :-)


>>>   Those are all working at the dealerships these days and are
>>known to be in short supply here in Oregon,

ha ha!  Be careful this doesn't get posted to alt.oregon.girls.get.mark


> besides even if I could find
>>one, my wife won't let me keep her.
>


>>>Some people just have so little tolerance :-)


>
>>Thanks for the attempt to help.  BWM owners are the best!!

>>>A little lite relief anyway... (Sorry I didn't really didn't have something more constructive about about the wirring though)

>>>buzzzzzzzzzzzzz [what the...]

- -John

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