Tiger Woods & BMW

[bob smith <bsmith@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Tiger Woods drives his huge BMW into a Petrol Station in County Cork, on
his tour of Ireland.

The attendant at the pump greets him in typical Cork manner, unaware as
to who the golf pro is. "Top of the mornin' to ya," etc., etc.

Tiger Woods bends down to pick up the pump, and two tees fall out of his
top pocket onto the ground.

"So, what are dey, Son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees", replies Tiger Woods.

"And what would ya be usin' em for now?" enquires the Cork man.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive" replies Tiger.

"Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph" says the Cork man, "Dem fellas at BMW tink of 
everything."


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