You Say Kiborti and I Say Conforti...

[Scott Blazey <edpm3@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Mark,

Congratulations. It really takes some doing these days for postings on the
Digest to break my noise level, but you've managed to do it. So, as a
reward for making me laugh through my normal afternoon nap, I offer you the
following friendly advice. (Caution: for those of you who may remember some
of my past top 10 lists, this one is more on the serious side, sort of.)

Thanks, and enjoy. (And if you don't, send all flames to hoogives@domain.elided)

Scott Blazey
'95 M3 HWT

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Top 10 Things Mark Needs to Do To Get Taken Seriously


10.  Install your product in a few BMW race cars and have them win some races.

 9.  Figure out how to configure your emailer to lose the equal signs.

 8.  Sign up for any two of the following: remedial grammar, remedial
punctuation, remedial spelling.

 7.  Don't dis da Bubbas. They enjoy it too much.

 6.  Go away.

 5.  Hire a front man so you can concentrate on engineering and you won't
have to deal with the public.

 4.  When Popular Mechanics calls wanting to make ERAM the subject of an
article, don't do it.

 3.  Learn more about Motronics than any two Bosch engineers.

 2.  Unless the name you're dropping is Conforti, don't drop names.

...and the Number One thing Mark can do to get taken seriously...

1.  Next year, come to Gateway Tech and Oktoberfest and install ERAMs in
anyone's car who wants one, FREE.


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"A man's got to know his limitations." --Harry Callahan

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